Customer Reviews

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Jason Noll
Sweet and creamy

I enjoy the sweet blue flavor and a creamy vanilla taste. Not bitter or tart, very smooth.

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Sebastian
The best

Hands down the best flavor out of the ~20 I tried!

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Anonymous
Can't fool me

Just because the name had to be changed doesn't mean the nectar had to. This is straight from the Goddess herself and it's a wonderful drink at anytime of the day/night. Hence the caffeine free.

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Joey
6/5

good stuff

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Newsletter Subscriber
Great and interesting flavor

I've tried the orange creamsicle (anime thighs) and like berry blast or something, and schlatt milk is just another great flavor. It's less fruity but is very smooth. It's hard to describe but I highly recommend.